"I used to picture the editor in some such way as a children are supposed to picture God — a dreadfully austere personage, heavily bearded, fiery-eyed, robed like a judge. He sat at a huge desk in awful stillness, with a checkbook at his left elbow, a mail chute at his right, and a pile of shopworn manuscripts before him; and, if he pulled the checkbook toward him, he frowned and muttered; but if he used the mail chute, it was with a gay flourish and a nasty laugh...." — Kenneth Payson Kempton, a college teacher and magazine contributor, in the book "How to Write for a Living" (1937).