When editors were gods

A magazine editor joke, 1929

"And then there's the case of the magazine editor's wife who, when he got back home at 2 a.m., rejected his story." — The Ventura County (California) Star, May 10, 1929.

Magazine editor joke, 1918

Advertiser: I should like to have this placed next to pure reading matter.

Modern Magazine Editor: Oh, but we don't print that kind of stories anymore.

— a joke, apparently from Judge magazine, reprinted in the July 1918 issue of the Inland Printer.

 

Another magazine editor joke, 1907

"The magazine editor was cross.

"Among the many jokes submitted to him not one was acceptable.

"Naturally, this put him out of humor."

— The Philadelphia Press, 1907.

A well-traveled magazine editor joke, 1880

"I shall find another channel for my article,” said the author of a rejected contribution.

“That’s right,” was the answer of the courteous magazine editor. “The British channel would be an excellent place for it.”

— This joke ran in newspapers throughout the U.S., as well as in Australia, Canada, England, and New Zealand. It seems to have made its first appearance in 1880 and its last (until now) in 1915.

Magazine editor joke, 1904

"A penny for your thoughts."

"You must be a magazine editor."

— Cincinnati Tribune, 1904

 

Yes, it’s another editor joke, 1897

"A Kansas poet named Casebeer took some verses to a temperance paper at Topeka. He left the presence of the grim-faced editor a sadder Budweiser man.” — a joke that apparently originated in the Denver Post, quoted in the Minneapolis Tribune, 1897.

“Sadder Budweiser man” jokes seem to be a genre unto themselves. At last count, the website Newspapers.com had 119 examples, stretching all the way from 1879 to 2003.

Yet another magazine editor joke, 1927

“Window cleaners are not the only men whose occupation is hazardous. We recently read of a magazine editor who dropped eleven stories into a waste basket.” — attributed to Boys’ Life magazine, 1927.

Still another magazine editor joke, 1899

Bohemian — Do you think the magazine editors read all the poems they decline?

Poet — It looks more as if they didn’t read the ones they print.

 

This one, reprinted in a number of newspapers in 1899, apparently originated in the American humor magazine Judge.

Still another magazine editor joke, 1908

First Magazine Editor — I believe my youngster is cut out for an editor.

Second Editor — Why so?

First Editor — Everything he gets his hands on he runs and throws into the wastebasket.

— apparently from Lippincott’s Magazine, 1908

 

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An editor joke, 1935

From Boys' Life magazine, 1935:

BILL: Why do editors return your manuscripts?

JOE: I have no idea.

BILL: Ah! That explains it.

 

An editor joke, circa 1904

Ethel: A penny for your thoughts.

Poet: Gad! You talk like an editor.    

— Apparently from the humor magazine Judge, circa 1904.

Why editors shouldn't use opium, an 1863 joke

"Why should editors never use opium? Because it lowers their circulation." — A joke of the day, printed in The Scrap Book, 1863.