Sixty-four years ago this month, John Fischer, editor of Harper’s magazine, made nationwide headlines when he took on an unlikely foe: the late Davy Crockett.
Crockett, who died during the Battle of the Alamo in 1836, had recently been resurrected and thoroughly Disneyfied for a series of episodes on the “Disneyland” TV show and a movie spinoff. Disney’s Crockett, played by actor Fess Parker, proved hugely popular with elementary schoolers, setting off a craze for coonskin caps that, happily for the raccoon population, seem to have been made from fake fur.
The show’s hit theme song, “The Ballad of Davy Crockett,” further burnished the legend, crowning Crockett the “king of the wild frontier” and enumerating his many supposed achievements, from killing his first bear at age three, to fighting battles almost single-handedly, and “fixin’ up” the government in Washington after his fellow Tennesseans sent him to Congress for a couple of terms. He also seems to have found time to repair the Liberty Bell.
That was all a bit much for Fischer, who in the July 1955 issue of his magazine, decided to set the record straight.
Fischer’s Crockett was a “juvenile delinquent” who ran away from home at age 13, deserted his wife after she had “produced a small herd of children” for him, “weaseled his way out of the army by hiring a substitute,” and “was never king of anything except maybe the Tennessee Tall Tales and Bourbon Samplers’ Association.”
Fischer didn’t think much of the Alamo, either, calling it the “worst blooper in American military history, short of Pearl Harbor,” which began when “a little band of hotheads occupied an indefensible and strategically dubious outpost, in defiance of orders from their commander-in-chief.”
As Fischer might have expected, especially since he’d once lived in Texas himself, debunking Davy didn’t go over especially well in Alamo territory.
The San Antonio Light reported that the local chamber of commerce responded by launching a “Dollars for Davy” campaign, which it hoped would bring thousands of visitors to the city to “see and hear the true story of the heroic defense of the Alamo” during Davy Crockett week, starting on his birthday, August 17.
“Committee officials said Texans throughout nation are up in arms in defense of Davy and the Alamo,” the article noted, adding that Fischer would be getting a special invitation to attend the celebration.
A subsequent article noted that the editor had declined politely. And perhaps wisely.